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2025

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I done do this thing called stepLINKS to keep you ungrateful fucks entertained….

I blame living in fucking freezing hell where very few girls dress in revealing clothing for strangers to jerk off in public to….they barely pull their tits out for ice cream….it’s a short season, a limited window of opportunity…

I would imagine that LA, Florida and even parts of Texas doesn’t really have that problem…just regular girls ass out like a bunch of whores.

Occasionally, I’ll get some lady who doesn’t realize shorts in her pussy is semi inappropriate….something typically for the hussies…

Yesterday, there was a runner in loose white running shorts that were sheer from the rain so I could see her full back panties….

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2025

May

Booty of the Day

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Nothing may really matter in the grand scheme of life, since you can’t take any of it with you and you’re not the kind of high performer to leave a legacy or impact.

They like to say that love is really the only thing that maters in the grand scheme of life, even if you can’t take it with you.

Which may seem sad for some of you who have no love and who have never been loved.

Your life a disappointment for all involved….your parents abandoned you or wrote you off….forever alone….you and you against the world….

The good news is you can channel that love, the one thing that truly matters in life, into actual important things….like BOOTY…

It’s like that song….Booty is all you need…and because of that we are committed to the booty so HERE is the BOOTY OF THE DAY…

Booty is ALL that matters….

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2025

May

Thandie Newton’s Daugh’er in Vogue of the Day

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In the event you were wondering how old Thandie Netwon was when jerking off to her old lady tits, she’s old enough to have a 20 year old daughter, which last I checked made her real fucking old, since you should only be jerking off to 20-25 year olds according to science…and jerking off to their moms is just fucking twisted and sick….

I saw these pics posted in the AMAZING stepFORUM under the name NICO PARKER IN VOGUE…

I said to myself “I’ve never heard of Nico Parker, she must be someone’s daughter”.

So I took my fingers to the old GOOGLE machine, otherwise known as EVIL BIG TECH WHO DID NOT LET ME MONETIZE THIS SITE THE WAY OTHER SITES WERE MONETIZED FORCING ME TO BE A BROKE ASS INSTEAD OF A 100 MILLIONAIRE…I get angry with each google search I make…

Turns out, my instinct of “why is this skinny bitch in Vogue, she must have a famous mother” was right….because as retarded as I am…I am typically right…not because I am smart…I just said I was retarded…but because it’s a lazy industry run by lazy people who are fucking lazy and find it easier to just hype up what’s already there, rather than bother finding something that’s not there or that could be there.

Creatively, it’s low frequency, depressing, a void….which works out nicely for those at the top of the food chain because they keep getting work and so do their shitty kids who don’t deserve it….all because people are easily bought, distracted, lazy and into themselves…just trying to appease important people or advertisers…

BORING…

But she’s skinny and 20, so better to swap out Thandie Newton for….no need to jerk of to her or her in her role in AVATAR all blue and shit anymore, we’ got the new-new…the SWAP…

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2025

May

Brooks Nader in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Brooks Nadar is some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model who is trying to make it in the world…

She is old as shit now, but for her time in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit world, she was banging and married to one of the Sports Illustrated executives.

That’s the kind of wallet fucking and opportunistic behavior I appreciate.

Could you imagine if Weinstein made all his accusers marry him.

You know women who were using him to get ahead, who he fucked, in ways they’ve decided was rape 25 years later, because they have some of that “WOMAN MEMORY” which is heavily SELECTIVE memory…now his wives…

He’d be a FREE man because everyone knows you can’t rape your wife…that’s absurd speak…you can kill her though…which is a whole other conversation I will not have or encourage you to do.

Nadar, since her divorce, has been on the move, calling paparazzi and doing other whore things like Dancing with the stars, to prove she is more than a girl who fucks the guy who signs the check and the company that gave her her tits a shot…

It’s a midlife crisis, the tits look like bolt-ons, the face looks menopausal mom with the botox….

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2025

May

Kim Kardashian Old and Nasty Demon in Fetish Gear of the Day

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Your natural instinct when you see a demon should be “KILL IT WITH FIRE”….

But for whatever reason, when it comes to the Kardashian Demons, it seems to be, “DON’T KILL IT WITH FIRE, BUY EVERYTHING IT IS SELLING”…

The demon that is Kim Kardashian, who exploited human nature, or who was in the right place at the right time to be the worst kind of human that brings out the worst in humans, making tons of money in the process….doesn’t realize she’s old and disgusting.

But instead dresses in fetish gear for some geriatric porn, since she is ultimately a porn chick who went mainstream.

Is she a stain on society making society and a whole generation far worse,

It’s hard to believe she’s some sort of calculated mastermind, who put a match to the decency of humanity.

It’s far more likely that she was just lucky to be an icon to the worst possible people out there thanks to society already burning to the ground.

Society horrible so it elevates this stain to exist.

She was just lucky there are millions and millions of these mainstream, low frequency puppets she can manipulate with her low intelligent tactics and tits…

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2025

May

Dua Lipa Gets her Ass Grabbed of the Day

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Dua Lipa could be a transgender that they’ve brought in from Albania to fuck with your minds.

It’s the best way to normalize transgenders, by duping motherfuckers into thinking the celebrities they jerk off to have natural born cunts in their panties, rather than some aftermarket shit.

If you view it from a long game perspective, they can slowly integrate the transgender into your mind, having you lust after the transgender, until it is normalized and you only want transgenders.

It’s almost like a prank, but with more serious consequences, because when everyone only gets off to trannies, they don’t have families with nice women who hold up the house and keep the traditional family dream alive…

Whether she’s transgender or not, she’s getting her ass grabbed in a tight dress by some homosexual she’s bigger and broader than…her ass is basically at his nipples, perfect for her to titty fuck him if she is transgender.

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2025

May

The Nipple Leo DiCaprio Sucks On While Breast Feeding of the Day

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Rich and famous people who get pussy thrown at them consistently are pretty weird.

They get into some weird sex acts because the abnormal becomes normal and they need to level up.

There are plenty of stories about Leo being a homosexual closet case who like to fuck men or get fucked by men.

None of those stories are shocking since he’s an actor and acting is fucking gay.

The fact that he surrounds himself by hot chicks is even pretty gay of him, only gay dudes are as into models or fashion models than he is….because he consistently goes after those manly looking bitches to be his beard, rather than actual hot chicks.

His currently whore or concubine or beard is a WOP who is not even a WOP because she still lives in the mother land. Her name is Vittoria and clearly DiCaprio is trying to reconnect with his ITALIAN roots, maybe getting a taste of NONA’s pizza and pasta-ghetti he remembers fondly as a child…or maybe he’s not even Italian and it’s just his stage name…as an actor, he couldn’t be much more of a fraud.

Maybe, it’s all because he views this ITALIAN as his mother, who’s tits he sucks on sexually or maybe just maternally, because being held makes him feel comforted in his high stress rich celebrity life…

We don’t have the answers….

I just know a girl who used to fuck diddy when his wife was upstairs with his twins and she said he would make her pet his head for hours to comfort him in his rich pervert weirdness and DiCaprio is basically the white Diddy…right…

Anyway, here are her nips

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2025

May

Melanie Griffith’s Bra of the Day

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I realize that the focal point of this picture or event should be Dakota Johnson. The third generation Hollywood whore who made it.

At least, she’s teh focal point to Coldplay who fucks her like Gwyneth Paltrow used to fuck him with one of her YONNI BALLS…

But going to the Dakota Johnson titty source code, Melanie Griffith, a once desirable rich entited nepo starlet who whored out in the movies….is clearly the fucking highlight…

I mean CHECK OUT THAT BRA…and by bra I mean the lack of subscription to the BOTOX MOM movement of face fillers because they are vapid Hollywood trash trying to remain youthful..

Her face is fucking MELTING off her harder than a burn victim before recovery….

I’m all for the aging process, and the gagging process, but more the honest and true rot….but her face looks like before the rot it was botched, so clearly she got too much work done and threw in the towel on trying since she’s 70…

It’s one of those when do you give up botox cuz you can’t keep it up forever moments in real time…

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2025

May

Rita Ora’s Whale Tail of the Day

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Rita Ora is channelling her inner-spice girl.

She’s supposedly British, or at least imported to the UK on the HUMAN TRAFFICKING container ship from the front lines of the refugee camps in Albania in the 90s….

So we’ll assume she grew up on the Spice Girls where she learned English from the Spice Girl Songs….

This is like that Spice Girl Song “When Tits Become Thongs”….

Since Rita Ora was known primarily for rocking its, but in her old age has decided to fixate on her ass, so much so that she’s in shorts jacked up her ass, with her late 90s whale tail visible….she’s clearly TITS becoming Ass…

In conclusion, the Spice Girls song is called “When Two Become One”….close enough…

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2025

May

The Future is Now of the Day

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In the event you didn’t notice, I went on social media for the first time in years and it’s a real fucking shit show of weirdness being thrown at us in hopes of going viral.

It’s like every psychopathic pervert and retard with a dream of going viral is going as hard as they can in their weirdness to get there.

If this isn’t the total collapse of society (it is), then I don’t know what it is (it’s the total collapse of society).

With access to all this information, obviously bottom feeding clickbait is going to rise to the top, whether that’s sex, violence or just plain weirdness….

So here’s a girl who has made her entire career out of butt plugs that light up…that’s her hook, that’s her focus, that’s her content…and she’s probably rich because of it

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